Finally it's here! The toy every male dog has been barking for for decades: The Doggie Lover Doll by the aptly named manufacturer PetSmiling.
The first line of the description goes like this, and I'm not even joking here:
So go out and grab your pup a Doggie Lover Doll then sit back and try not to watch as fido goes to town on that primped out Poodle he's been thinking about every since he came back from the groomers.
Comes complete with a tube of "water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll."
Uh just curious, who's volunteering to clean a soiled Doggie Lover Doll when fido rolls over and goes to sleep?
You may know or have probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular in Sex Shops around the world.I know the first question out of your mouth is, "What sizes do the Doggie Love Dolls come in?" Well relax everyone because they are available in three sizes: small, medium, and large, "to satisfy all existing races."
So go out and grab your pup a Doggie Lover Doll then sit back and try not to watch as fido goes to town on that primped out Poodle he's been thinking about every since he came back from the groomers.
Comes complete with a tube of "water-based intimate lubricant, to increase the useful life of the doll."
Uh just curious, who's volunteering to clean a soiled Doggie Lover Doll when fido rolls over and goes to sleep?
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